Happy Friday; happy The Eternals day!
Several lifetimes ago I worked as a bag boy at my neighborhood grocery store. In addition to learning the value of hard manual labor and educating myself on the entire MGM catalog one $9.99 checkout-line DVD at a time (Eight Men Out! To Live and Die in L.A.! Moonstruck! Colors! Benny & Joon!), I also had cause to dev…